So the Chas is to wed then.
And the the bizzo was intended to be done at that stately pile Windsor Castle - symbol of our domination by a class of useless parasites.
That plan has had to be scuppered -- coz it might give the hoi polloi a chance to do the same as their betters and in the same surroundings.
Perish the thought! Using the same bogs as Royalty might have given rise to ideas of working for a more real equality perhaps